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dominickel:

I just watched Shark Tale and turns out it’s a gay coming out story.
Lenny the shark is a vegetarian and hasn’t told anyone. He comes out to Oscar the fish, who says it’s no big deal. Lenny ran away from home because he couldn’t stand to disappoint his father because he likes to eat kelp and not fish.
In the end, his father says he doesn’t care what he eats or how he dresses (He dressed up as a dolphin which I’m assuming is their equivalent to drag) and his father says that he loves him just the way he is because Lenny is his son.

dominickel:

I just watched Shark Tale and turns out it’s a gay coming out story.

Lenny the shark is a vegetarian and hasn’t told anyone. He comes out to Oscar the fish, who says it’s no big deal. Lenny ran away from home because he couldn’t stand to disappoint his father because he likes to eat kelp and not fish.

In the end, his father says he doesn’t care what he eats or how he dresses (He dressed up as a dolphin which I’m assuming is their equivalent to drag) and his father says that he loves him just the way he is because Lenny is his son.

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ruinedchildhood:

The cops never bothered me anyway.

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1talian:

all i have is this blog and my virginity

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Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy: Well...yeah.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
sluttyoliveoil:

a legend
bisexualfunfacts:

i made so may of these 

bisexualfunfacts:

i made so may of these 

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How to have sex
Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
Girl: yeh sure
Girl: that's not my belly button
Boy: that's not my finger
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

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s1uts:

holdmypurse:

White people crying after Mitt Romney lost the election

Ah my favorite post on this site makes rounds once again

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boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

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safaribrowser:

get your game ondrive safe

safaribrowser:

get your game on
drive safe

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